Two hours aboard a Coast Guard-built pirate ship — water-gun battles for the kids, free beer and wine for the adults.
Captain Memo's is Clearwater Beach's floating theme park: The Pirate's Ransom, a pirate ship built in 1993 to Coast Guard standards, sailing daily with water-gun battles, treasure hunts, face painting, and dancing for the small pirates — while, per the cruise's own headline policy, all sailings include free beer and wine for the 21-and-up crowd.
Summer runs four cruises daily (10, 2, 4:30, and 7), with published fares in the $35–$46 range by age and time slot. For wedding weekends it solves the mixed-age afternoon like nothing else afloat, and the operation also books private birthday sails, corporate charters, and — flying its flag proudly — pirate weddings.